Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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