I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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