A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
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I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
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Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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