turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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