Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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