Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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