You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize
