on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
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.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
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Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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