So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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