i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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