Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
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at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
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Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I have post one night stand depression
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