You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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