Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
There r osticjed everywhere
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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