Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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