i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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