she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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