she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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