He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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