haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
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I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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