Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
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So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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