You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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