He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
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I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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