I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
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When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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