Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
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I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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