Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it