dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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