walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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