please come you make the beer taste better
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
you had me at cake vodka
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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