There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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