Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
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It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
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Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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