When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
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I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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