if only i could text you this smell
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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