There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Holy sore nipples Batman
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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