I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
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Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.