I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
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When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?