You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
