i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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