forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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