how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Randomize
