it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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