He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
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There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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