I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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