She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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