Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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