So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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