watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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