If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
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That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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