Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
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For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
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Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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