The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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