Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
should my penis look like a turkey
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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