Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
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I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
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It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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