They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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