Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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