There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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