remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
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My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
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That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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