honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
