you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
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sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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